Up My Own Ass

So I was browsing around NetFlix, looking for documentaries on space travel, charity work, parenting and knitting when I ran across The Breastford Wives (a knock off of The Stepford Wives… which was arguably no better).

The description of the movie is what caught my attention and made me realize this was practically a documentary on a real place:

… Rob and Laura are visited by the town’s luscious and insatiable Women’s Association. The Breastford wives’ libidos are in overdrive, and Rob and Laura set out to uncover the truth … no matter what it takes.

So it seems that Rob and Laura have rented and U-Haul and moved directly into my penis’s fantasy… to bad for them, because right after the “insatiable Women’s Association” part ends, there are sharks with cauliflower-hands that show up.

Another review of the movie I read is that both Rob and Laura are forced to sleep with all the women in the Women’s Association to get to the bottom of the mystery; which ends up being a device that makes all the women super-horny.

Where are people actually having problems like these? I need to know, because I have an innate desire to help people… from all walks of life. More importantly, I want to secure this decide and ensure that is researched correctly, with the proper due-diligence required (by leaving it in my pants).