Up My Own Ass

I made this post today because I care about you… more importantly, I care about me.

Over on The Superficial today, pictures of semi-topless Megan Fox appeared… who’s Megan Fox? It’s her:

The pictures aren’t as important as the message… the message that Jesus has come back to earth to save us, and before he gets started this was his first act of pure kindness. Sort of like a Jesus-appetizer.

The Superficial has the uncensored ones and she does seem to be wearing pasties… but in fairness to the male population of earth I am willing to bet every single one of you are still going to click that link to jump over and check it out. I proposed, twice, to my monitor already so YMMV.

Also if you think you look better topless, I would fully encourage community participation by submitting material for judging. Although you are up against stiff competition… my swimsuit fell off at the beach one time and two women who weren’t even pregnant went into labor and gave birth to 15-lbs babies with full beards… so yea… I look pretty good naked.

Thanks The Superficial!