Up My Own Ass

In a move that I can only assume was done to try and compete with me on a direct level of awesome, UK teenager George Garratt has legally changed his name to:

Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine The Hulk And The Flash Combined.

Yep… that whole thing is his name, people just call him “Captain” now apparently… which is more awesome than my name. Even if I changed my name legally to “Captain” my family and friends would probably just end up calling me “duck-shit” or “hymen-face”.

Apparently it seems like “Captain” here has a bit of a crazy streak, so this was no surprise to his parents:

I decided on a superheroes theme and whenever my friends offered up suggestions to me, I added them

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My family have begun to expect these sorts of things from me, and although my friends thought it was ridiculous most people do call me Captain and it’s been a great conversation starter.

I may not have been surprised by it if my kid did this, but I’d still make him clean out the lawnmower while it was running *humph*

Thanks BBC!