Up My Own Ass

It has been brought to our attention that our “Cute” section is big on quality but short on quantity so in the ensuing weeks our cuteness gnomes will be running full speed to bring to you, dear reader, the adorable quota your life requires.

Times are tough. We understand that. But kitties and puppies, they are not tough. They are fluffy. We like fluffy around here, don’t we?

Especially after Thanksgiving. Just remember. Those three servings of turkey and four bowlfuls of that awesomely good considering it comes from a can cranberry stuff do not make you “fat”.

Just, “Fluffy.”