What Pregnant with Octuplets (8 babies) Looks Like

Sun, Feb 15, 2009 (Life)

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What you see above is the world’s 2nd woman to give birth to 8-babies… I’m sure you’ve heard about it all over the radio and news recently… I can’t figure out why the media is celebrating this sick woman and her future-worthless-welfare-children.

Most of the stories forgot to mention that she already had 6 children before having this additional 8… or that she isn’t married and lives with her mother who describes her as “obsessed with children” — the last person I knew that was “obsessed with children” was Michael Jackson, and we saw how that turned out.

We’ve taken a look at this rediculous fad going on for some mothers in a pitch to try and get their own TV show after shitting out 10+ babies. That’s hardly motherly, impressive or respectable — I’ll admit I’m impressed her body doesn’t physically split in half and she die from the nutrition-drain on her system, but it’s not the first time I’ve seen someone do something illogically disgusting with their body and live to drain our health care system:

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The other interesting tidbit about these births is that in order for her to have so many children at 1 time would actually require the doctor to implant 6+ embryoes; which is considered irresponsible and dangerous.

The doctor that performed the insemination hasn’t come forward yet, but when the mother was originally called on the point, she commented that only 2 embryoes were implanted and they all split multiple times into twins and twins2… bullshit.

Guess who’s gunning for her own network-provided house, diapers, help, food, health care and life? Yea… I’d say this lady.

God knows when you are a single mother and have 14 kids, all those kids will get an excellent amount of attention, love, and discipline… whatever.

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8 Responses to “What Pregnant with Octuplets (8 babies) Looks Like”

  1. katie Says:

    I think we all know how much I love people who have litters of children. The sad thing is that she likely WILL get her own show and a house and a big van and 14 scholarships.

    What about all the plastic surgery she has obviously had?

    She is a selfish, pity-seeking, worthless pile of shit.

    Oh, and what about those disability payments that she’s getting for the “back injury?” I suppose her back can’t be too injured if it can support the weight of an unnaturally enormous reproductive load.

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  2. Editor Says:

    so fucking true… we *pay* to watch people be train-wrecks… like that fat guy above, he was on multiple Discovery and TLC shows about fat people that eat cause they suck ass… just like you said she’ll get her own show about the “hardships of motherhood”… more like the hardships of a “bullshit produced” life.

    In 2 seasons the show gets cancelled and she still has 14 children — all on wellfare all living with her mom… awesomesauce

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  3. General Bunnyclaw Says:

    I want SOMEone to come in and indict her ass for the misuse of federal funds – ie. the use of STUDENT LOANS to pay for her fucked up life choices. I shudder at the thought that she has a fucking advanced degree in psychology.

    Can you imagine the heartfelt advise she will offer?

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  4. katie Says:

    I am proposing a show to TLC that hires the fat guy to babysit the octuplets…it’s called Someone Ate the Baby…a new twist on a Shel Silverstein classic.

    Next season’s follow-up: And Then There Were Seven…

    It will premiere following an Eight is Enough marathon…

    I’M JOKING…don’t get your blivvies in a twist…geez…

    By the way, those dark flesh bags on the fat guy TOTALLY look like a ginormous nutsac.

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  5. Editor Says:

    hahahhaha, such an awesome show idea.

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  6. Editor Says:

    And I thought you were kidding, check this out Katie:
    http://dlisted.com/node/30795

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  7. jackabeans Says:

    thinking she should get her tubs tied or taken out…fuck her getting a mansion…the kids should be in fostercare mean while i flipping hate everything there is is fostercare…hate you nadya

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