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You Look Like Today Made Way Too Much Sense

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It’s already been a long week and it’s only Sunday.

I just got off the phone with a woman who wants to book a cruise and swears up and down that she sailed out of Nashville last year on her vacation and she wants to speak with my supervisor because I am being “unhelpful and ignorant” because I won’t book her out of Nashville to sail to the Caribbean… like she did last year.

Just to clarify the conundrum here for folks that aren’t from the US, Nashville, TN is located just east of the center of the US, it’s no where near any coast so “sailing out of Nashville” is impossible… unless by “sail” she meant “fly a plane”:

And well she did it last year, so why won’t I just help her proper and book her out of Nashville again. I don’t know about you, but I need some nonsense that doesn’t make sense on purpose.

Monkeys! Monkeys always help.

And sharks from China…

I’m feeling better already.

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1 Comments For This Post

  1. katie Says:

    Honestly, I don’t know why you were being so unreasonable. If she wanted to set sail from Nashville, why didn’t you just dig her a channel? That’s the problem with customer service these days…sheesh.

    :)

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