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	<title>Comments on: You&#8217;ll Be Chasing Down Your Child Support With Chase Bank!!!</title>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:42:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I just totally misspelled &quot;diarrhea.&quot;  Damn.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I just totally misspelled &#8220;diarrhea.&#8221;  Damn.</p>
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		<title>By: Katie</title>
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		<dc:creator>Katie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:41:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Diahrrea totally sucks.

I would also like it noted that she actually has FIVE boys.  What I meant to write was &quot;four minor boys.&quot;  She also has an adult son.  Don&#039;t want to leave him out!

Shit like this never ceases to piss me off.  It is absolutely the truth that the only people that get assraped over fees and charges are the people that have the least amount of money to begin with.  Of course, I can already hear the little naysaying voices saying, &quot;Nay.  If they were responsible adults, they would always have plenty of money in their accounts.&quot;

Yeah, that doesn&#039;t happen for everyone.  Sorry.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Diahrrea totally sucks.</p>
<p>I would also like it noted that she actually has FIVE boys.  What I meant to write was &#8220;four minor boys.&#8221;  She also has an adult son.  Don&#8217;t want to leave him out!</p>
<p>Shit like this never ceases to piss me off.  It is absolutely the truth that the only people that get assraped over fees and charges are the people that have the least amount of money to begin with.  Of course, I can already hear the little naysaying voices saying, &#8220;Nay.  If they were responsible adults, they would always have plenty of money in their accounts.&#8221;</p>
<p>Yeah, that doesn&#8217;t happen for everyone.  Sorry.</p>
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		<title>By: Editor</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Nov 2009 04:34:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really frustrating story to read Katie -- unfortunately par for the course WRT the banking industry.

As an individual, you can suck it -- you&#039;re welcome to sue them any time you want for things like this, naturally it&#039;s people with no money or no time that would have to bring the lawsuit and Chase (or any other bank) would happily oblige and give you the card and/or $15 after $3k in lawyer fees... it&#039;s a phenomenal system of checks and balances written by the banking industry... for the banking industry.

It&#039;s like lot the policies that govern insurance companies... but that&#039;s a different subject of me ranting and raving until I get diarrhea.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Really frustrating story to read Katie &#8212; unfortunately par for the course WRT the banking industry.</p>
<p>As an individual, you can suck it &#8212; you&#8217;re welcome to sue them any time you want for things like this, naturally it&#8217;s people with no money or no time that would have to bring the lawsuit and Chase (or any other bank) would happily oblige and give you the card and/or $15 after $3k in lawyer fees&#8230; it&#8217;s a phenomenal system of checks and balances written by the banking industry&#8230; for the banking industry.</p>
<p>It&#8217;s like lot the policies that govern insurance companies&#8230; but that&#8217;s a different subject of me ranting and raving until I get diarrhea.</p>
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		<title>By: Patrick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Patrick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Oct 2009 20:10:42 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wells Fargo won&#039;t rob you blind, but you will still need corrective lenses...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wells Fargo won&#8217;t rob you blind, but you will still need corrective lenses&#8230;</p>
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